Over eternity, God got bored, and decided he wanted to create a planet, call it Earth, and play with it, give him something to do. So he called on his son Jesus and his favored angel Lucifer to engage in a contest to code this realm, and gave them seven days. For six days Lucifer and Jesus furiously coded their simulations.
Jesus was creating a lush planet with animals and forests and trees and beautiful waterfalls, as lucifer created a hellscape with Demons and big F***ing Guns and a sick...
A reminder this Easter....
Jesus was creating a lush planet with animals and forests and trees and beautiful waterfalls, as lucifer created a hellscape with Demons and big F***ing Guns and a sick...
A reminder this Easter....